"Don't do that, you will put Pesto on the ceiling".

"Your fly is not an ATM.. please do not keep putting quarters in it." (3 year old was putting change into his fly and jumping up and down to see if they would fall out or "get lost in his bottom"--luckily nothing was lost!).

Mom: "Where are your socks?"
3 Year old: "In the Christmas Tree"
Mom: "What?! Why?"
3 Year old: "Why not?--I throwed them there for decorations"